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The catchily-titled Rotherham United Alternative Change Shirt has actually got more excitement in its name than in the shirt itself. It’s inoffensive enough, but it’s all just a bit…miserable.

It’s got an asphalt-coloured torso, which basically means it looks like a school playground, and then the sleeves fail to bring some much-needed jazz to proceedings as they’re jet black.

Luckily, they haven’t blacked-out the classic Rotherham crest, so the bright red in that is our saviour and stands out like the girl in the red coat in Schindler’s List.

Cheer up, Millers.


Author: Greg Sykes @SykesGreg